Subject: GO HAWKS!!!! In an elementary classroom in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania a teacher asks his students... "If you are a Steeler fan raise your hand." All the students raise their hand but one girl. The teacher asks her, "You aren't a Steeler fan?" The little girl says, "No. My dad is a Seahawk fan, my mom is a Seahawk fan. So I'm a Seahawk fan." The teacher asks, "Well, if your dad was a moron and your mom was a moron, doesn't that make you a moron?" The little girl says, "No. That would make me a Steeler fan!"