I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some people have been known to have had brushes
with the authorities on their way home from a social session.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at the
Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something
I've never done before: I took a bus home.

Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it through.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise; as I have
never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.