OK, Bruce, now any thin veneer of faux sophistication I may have once had is completely gone, my reckless youth revealed.
Remind me to put in my next Board report a memo about confidentiality, which I will specifically bring to the attention of Tom Abernathy, a/k/a "ratfink #1" and Brian Mileshosky, a/k/a "Ratfink #2". As for you, go ahead, enjoy. There will, however, be retribution for all of this ridicule. Non-violent retribution, but retribution nonetheless!!!!! 
For the record, I have not touched a CB radio since I obtained my Novice license (after I completed my uncle, W3YTS' 12-step CB rehabilitation program in 1975), except the one CB I bought and converted to 10 meters (specifically, so that there is no equivocation here, for operation above 28.300 MHz) in order to do mobile SSB. Using my ham radio call sign.
73, Chris
Christopher D. Imlay
Booth, Freret, Imlay & Tepper. P.C.
14356 Cape May Road
Silver Spring, Maryland 20904-6011
(301) 384-5525 telephone
(301) 384-6384 facsimile
W3KD@ARRL.ORG
-----Original Message-----
From: Bruce Frahm <brucefrahmk0bj@gmail.com>
To: Imlay, Chris <w3kd@arrl.org>
Cc: arrl-odv <arrl-odv@reflector.arrl.org>
Sent: Sun, Jul 19, 2009 5:40 pm
Subject: Cobra radio co. dba ACME
Hey Wyle E. -- I figured you might like to know that in getting from KCI to my buddies headed for Lake of the Ozarks, I used the services of RoadRunner shuttle service. Inquiring minds want to know.
If you happen to see Buckaroo Bodson ridin' the Beltway, tell him Howdy.
73 K 0 Big Joke btw did your Uncle know of this handle?