I was always a Jade East man in high school, with occasional relapses in English Leather.

Your mentioned Haiku reminded me of a bunch of funny Haiku computer error messages that have been circulating on the internet. Here is two samples:

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

You'll find the rest of them here:
http://www.funny2.com/haiku.htm
and here:
http://www.infiltec.com/j-chaiku.htm

At 11:26 AM 7/2/2004, you wrote:

Haiku??? I had to look that word up.

When did you go JA on us, Chris?

Reminds me of "Hi-Karate". Remember that after shave. A guy that works for me mentioned "Hi-Karate" after shave to his kids the other day and they thought he should be committed to a mental institution. I didn't realize until that moment how old that stuff is. I used the line on my kids (24 & 22 yrs old) after that and they began proceedings to commit me to the same institution.

I'm older than I thought.

Joel

That is a great haiku, in any event.